yo can i get a vodka and caprisun
studied for 30 seconds im gonna rock this fuckin test
if you ever feel bad about yourself remember that george bush was once informed that 4 brazilian people were killed in iraq and he responded ‘how many is a brazilian’



“Unbelievers” - Vampire Weekend
this morning I saw a dad in an incredibles t-shirt at the grocery store with his kids. as I walked down the aisle I could hear him tell his daughter to “put that thing back where it came from or so help me”